Jokes

NOTES AND COMMENTS

The Right Answer

The three young Borden children were visiting their Grandma Borden, and the occasion was one of great merriment for them.

After a while it proved a trifle too noisy for grandma and she said reprovingly: “Good gracious, children, why are you so noisy today? Can’t you try and be a little more quiet. You are making my head ache.”

“Now, grandma,” said little six year-old Dorothy, “you mustn’t scold us. You see if it wasn’t for us you wouldn’t be a grandma at all.”

Climbing

“You folks are being taken up by society, aren’t you?”
“Well, we don’t believe in bragging but we know three ladies who smoke cigarettes.”

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Published Oct 8, 1914

Aylmer Express Newspaper

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